You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like my little pony.
You: *I am a little 8 year old mare who just got home from school and can’t wait to see my dad*
Stranger: *I am a mysterious tall pony hiding somewhere*
You: D-dad?Where are you…and why does it smell bad?
You: *looks around and finds my dead father in the bathtub*DAD!*grabs him and cries*
Stranger: *door in the house slams shut*
You: *hops up and looks around**huffing and panting*
Stranger: *a thick accented voice comes from somewhere in the house* don’t worry, little pony. You aren’t in danger.
Stranger: *voice coming closer* I hope you don’t waste my time. After all, this stuff isn’t exactly cheap.
You: Wh-what stuff!?*heart racing*
Stranger: *a powdery white substance starts falling from the air ducts*
You: *quickly covers mouth*
Stranger: don’t panic, little one. Just go to sleep.
Stranger: *the bathroom door suddenly closes*
You: *holds mouth shut and bangs on the door with my side*
Stranger: *voice starts getting distorted* I promise, you won’t be harmed once you wake up.
You: *looks around and head for the window and tries to break it*
Stranger: *voice becoming hard to understand* Silly pony. you are a mere mare of 8! How can you get through that glass?
You: *lays on the floor,panting and starting to fade to black*wh-who…are…you…
Stranger: *bathroom door opens* I am yourhhh-hh *slurred speech*
You: *climbs to hooves**speaks of her past*dad…rocks…*wobbles around*monsters…….desert…mom,dead…*falls to the floor and passes out*
Stranger: *several hours later, in a dark room, you are tied up to a table*
You: *slowly wakes up**has a sudden idea of why shes here*P-please…my daddy didn’t mean to do it!
Stranger: *chuckles* you silly mare. *slowly trots around table, body hidden* it has nothing to do with your father.
You: B-but..why did you kill him…and why am I here!?
Stranger: I killed him because he was a bother to my plan. You are here because of that very plan.
Stranger: A little deal with an associate of mine.
Stranger: *chuckles* I think you feel uncomfortable in the dark. would you like me to turn on a light?
You: NO! Aperture Laboratories are you with them!?
Stranger: Well, since it doesn’t really matter to you, I’m in a little deal with a pony named Pinkamena.
You: P-pinkamena…*my heart sinks*
Stranger: trust me. You are a random victim. Pinkamena only wants your body parts. she won’t torture you.
You: noNO! I DON’T WANT TO BE A CUPCAKE!
Stranger: Calm down little mare.
Stranger: I want to engage in MY part of the deal.
Stranger: *turns light on* *exposes a room filled with pictures of the pony tied to the table*
Stranger: *I am a pale blue colt, with tangled hair, and a cloak*
Stranger: Might as well introduce myself. My name is William McMare.
Stranger: *shows face, making my right eye visible, an orange glass eye*
Stranger: But ponies call me One-Eye. *smile*
Stranger: That’s not suprising.
Stranger: A lot of rats trying to hand me to the guards.
Stranger: Your mother was one of them.
You: M-mommy…*tears come to my eyes*sh-she was a gardener…
Stranger: Is that what she told you?
Stranger: She was a delivery pony. She made sure supplies got to Pinkamena without detection.
You: But I saw her! in her shop..
Stranger: She thought that would take her and her family off of The List. Nope.
Stranger: The List treats everyone equally.
Stranger: If you are a business man, or.. say.. an 8 year old mare.
You: *grins*Well then…get to it.
Stranger: *grabs right side of your face* oh, you think like that, do you?
Stranger: *look of concern drops onto my face*
Stranger: Well boo. I don’t like my victims enjoying it. I like them fearing for their lives.
You: Well well well…to fucking bad for you.
Stranger: *twisted grin suddenly comes onto my face*
Stranger: *starts laughing* so you enjoy it, huh? Well.. *throws the white powder in your face* I, of course, am excellent at the craft, but…. I think you deserve better then me.
Stranger: *angrily* When you wake up, I’ll be watching. I’ll make sure you don’t have any look of joy on your face.
You: *grins*Go ahead…make my day…*passes out*
Stranger: *once again, you wake up tied up to a table* *One-eye is watching you, giggling*
Stranger: *pulls out blindfold* oh, you are gonna get it, you little twerp. *covers your eyes with the blindfold*
You: *grins*Oh I like surprises.
Stranger: And i will be here, making sure you don’t have that smile on your fu-
Stranger: *different voice* you won’t be watching, Will.
Stranger: *you can hear one-eye leave the room, cursing*
Stranger: Hi there, little mare.
Stranger: Will told me about how frustrating you were with him.
You: *grins*So your here to fucking rip me open!
Stranger: *you feel your legs get spread apart* something like that…
Stranger: but, you are going to play a little game.
You: *grins and moans*Oh…
Stranger: *you can feel the side of a knife on your cheek*
Stranger: Here’s your game.
Stranger: If you smile, once, i run this knife into your head.
Stranger: i don’t think you’re taking me seriously
You: Oh I am Mistress…* juices flowing*I am…
Stranger: *slits your right wrist*
You: *moans deeply*Oh yes~
Stranger: *covers my hoof with the blood from your wrist*
Stranger: You like the pain?
Stranger: *you can hear me licking at my hoof like a dog*
You: *grins*Oh Mistress…you must be thirsty…
Stranger: not really *you feel the handle of the blade get shoved up your pussy*
You: *eyes go wide under the blindfold*It’s backwards honey~
Stranger: *groan of delight, you feel my blood run over your legs* i know..
You: *moans deeply,soaking the table*
Stranger: I need to have some fun too, you *thrusting it into you* selfish *thrust* little *thrust* bitch!
You: *moans deeply*Yes oh yesss I am a bitch,I am Selfish..
Stranger: *i take the knife, and cut you across the chest, your blood flowing out and onto your pussy and thighs*
You: OH FUCK YES! OH GOD PINKAMENA!
Stranger: *mouth watering as i continue, i lick your blood drenched clit* oh god yes…
You: Come on you fucking \psycho…eat me…
Stranger: *takes the knife blade and shoves a couple inches of it inside you*
You: DEEPER YOU STUPID FUCK!
Stranger: Excuse me? *takes the knife out*
You: I SAID DEEPER ASSHOLE!
Stranger: *grabs your hair* you do not talk to me like that. *rams the knife into your shoulder*
You: *moans and my cum gushes across the table**i grin at you*Bitch.
Stranger: wait.. *looks at your blood covered body, your tangled mane, and your erect wings*
Stranger: *you can see a light being shined on you through the blindfold*
Stranger: *takes off your blindfold, grabbing onto your face with both hooves, staring deeply into your eyes*
You: *looks back with pure lust*
Stranger: *smiles* you look just like a former friend of mine.
Stranger: I know your not. I hear you commited suicide after Dashie died
You: *grins*Ohhhh her…yeah…I knew Scoots.
Stranger: judging from who you are, i think you knew her a little too well.
You: I chopped her up and ate her for dinner.
Stranger: How do i not know you’re lying?
You: *grins*I love to eat ponies….I always buy all of your cupcakes…you see me every week.
Stranger: i don’t remember the faces of my customers. just the eyes.
You: Well take a good look at your biggest buyer.
Stranger: Well, i have a question for you, big buyer.
Stranger: What do you think are you chances of walking out of my house alive?
You: *grins*Who said I want to leave?
Stranger: I like you, kid. You’re like me, but you have no idea what you’re doing.
You: *tilts head*Explain.
Stranger: You’re a bundle of chaos. You do these things just for the thrill you get from them.
You: I also do it for the fun,the food,and to hear their screams…help get me off…
Stranger: that’s the reasoning of the insane
You: Well I do let them fight me…we fight and I get a few cuts to make them think their safe,and when their guard is down…I jump them and eat the little fuckers.
Stranger: Wanna know what I don’t like about you?
Stranger: You have an uninteresting story.
Stranger: It’s something I’ve heard before. A cannibalistic, sadistic, raping maniac.
You: *grins*It’s a work in pregress.
Stranger: Would you like to hear my story? *grins*
Stranger: how about this:
Stranger: i tell you my story
Stranger: and then i let you choose: you stay here with me, or you go out and do things on your own.
Stranger: *puts a knife to your neck, not hard enough to cut through skin* I’m a pony of my word. I don’t tell lies. I expect the same from you. You break this, so help me god i will make sure you die swift and painless, a death somepony like you wouldn’t want. Understood?
You: *grins*Oh yes Mistress.
Stranger: *frees you from the rope*
You: *sits up on the table *
Stranger: *sits across from you* wow, where do i begin?
Stranger: Well, it all started in Ponyville, about 3 years ago.
Stranger: There was a drought. ponies were told to stay indoors, not only for the drought, but for the storm that was being sent afterwards.
Stranger: My friend, Rainbow Dash, she didn’t care. She wanted to fly that day.
Stranger: She suffered from a heat stroke and got sent to the hospital.
Stranger: *gives you a stern look*
Stranger: We were told she was in critical condition, and to go home.
Stranger: So i went home. And, right before the storm, i saw Dashie’s pet turtle, i forgot his name
Stranger: he was at the edge of a 20 foot cliff that had a large river at the bottom
Stranger: I couldn’t let me friends pet be carried away, right?
Stranger: So i sprinted out, and kicked it away from the river.
Stranger: Before i could run off, an oncoming wave that came from the storm came over the cliff and knocked me in the river.
Stranger: the rest was blurry, but i remember waking up in a little sandy area with the river to the east and thick forest to the west.
You: *puts a hoof on your leg*
Stranger: couldn’t eat the grass. it was wild grass. needed to be cleansed.
Stranger: all i had for food was the river, dirtied from the storm, and a dead body i found.
Stranger: I remember dumping the body in the river not 10 minutes a rescue hot-air balloon found me.
Stranger: They got me into a hospital, and threw up the first thing they fed me. I was so used to the meat, i couldn’t eat the crap they fed me.
You: *snuggles next to you*
Stranger: *smiles* Well, they let me out, and i locked myself in my home.
Stranger: i didn’t want to talk to anyone.
Stranger: i wanted to be left alone.
Stranger: One night, a crazy urge came from inside me.
Stranger: for some reason, i wanted to kill all the cakes.
You: You inspired me to be who I am.*hugs you*I love you.
Stranger: not yet, you do. You know of some of the things i’ve done, but not who i am. May i finish explaing that?
Stranger: Now, i could just go and kill the cakes, right?
Stranger: No. I needed to learn. I needed to make sure i did everything right.
You: You don’t have to learn! Your a natural!
Stranger: everyone was a rookie once in their lives.
Stranger: I started working out. You should too, not for muscle, but for speed and agility. I started researching old killers, and i even learned a couple of new recipes.
Stranger: Eventually, i picked out a perfect night, i brought them to the basement, and i slit all of their throats.
Stranger: it felt…. amazing.
Stranger: i made 3 batches of cupcakes, one for each parent and one out of both fillies
Stranger: first batch tasted like shit
Stranger: second was even worse
Stranger: i got the hang of it. eventually.
Stranger: after that, it was a 6 month blur of picking out random victims, making cupcakes, and selling a select few to One-Eye will, that colt you bothered so much
You: *giggles*Pinkamena…why cupckaes? Why add all that extra shit?
Stranger: I’ve always loved cupcakes. It was easy for me.
Stranger: I also made an effort to TRY to be with friends. But most of them bored.
Stranger: All of them bored me.
Stranger: She was fun. Nice.
Stranger: but, one night, she got drunk at some bar in canterlot without any of us being there
Stranger: she killed a mom and her kid with a broken cider bottle. pegasus killing unicorn is not pretty for the media, trust me.
Stranger: she went into hiding. I couldn’t see her.
You: *couldning help but laugh*
Stranger: To add onto that, the next number i picked was the number of one of my other friends, applejack
Stranger: It was difficult. How could i kill one of my own friends? For a while, i didn’t know what to do.
Stranger: Then, one morning, i woke up, and Dashie was at the doorway.
Stranger: She was on the run, and she needed a place to stay.
Stranger: I said yes, under one condition.
Stranger: She visited my basement.
Stranger: But, she wasn’t scared.
Stranger: She had been scared of being caught for who knows how long. she wasn’t scared of all the blood.
Stranger: And, i liked her, so i let her live with me. Hell, she helped me with the cooking.
You: How do you do it? Such precision,care,grace.
Stranger: I do it my way, i guess. apparently it works. But, i think grace can’t describe what i did…
Stranger: I remember what i was doing at the time. I was upstairs, washing my face.
Stranger: And i heard Dashie scream.
Stranger: I went downstairs, and i saw the door the basement wide open
Stranger: I looked down and saw applejack and dashie fighting, with rarity watching from afar
Stranger: i snatched rarity and locked her in a closet near the staircase…
Stranger: and then.. i.. *tearing up*
Stranger: *wipes away tears* i took a knife and ran it through AJ’s back.
Stranger: I literally stabbed her in the back. I felt like i betrayed her.
Stranger: That’s why i never lie.
Stranger: i told Dashie to put her body in a bag and throw it in the fridge, and let me deal with it later
Stranger: I had to have fun with rarity, of course.
You: I wish I could have seen.
Stranger: Even before my pinkamenadays, i’ve always though rarity hated me.
Stranger: So i simply wanted to hear her say that she loved me.
Stranger: She didn’t sound convincing, so i ran a knife through her thigh.
Stranger: then i got the results i wanted
Stranger: she still has that scar today
Stranger: she got the home made stitches i put in here get taken out a while ago
Stranger: yes, i let her go, with death threats of course.
Stranger: she wasn’t on the list, and she was still a friend.
Stranger: so i went downstairs, and guess what i see?
Stranger: Dashie made a whole batch of cupcakes out of AJ.
You: Oh my!*covers mouth*That bitch!
Stranger: she found my recipe and duplicated it.
Stranger: *glares at you* don’t call her a bitch.
Stranger: i loved that she did that.
You: But she stole from you.
Stranger: no she didn’t. She did my job for me, knowing i wasn’t able to do it at the time, handling rarity and all.
Stranger: and, while i was admiring her handywork, she told me that she loved me.
Stranger: *smiling* i thought i was the one that had to admit it to her…
Stranger: you know how we fucked just now?
Stranger: Me and dashie, it was different. We made love.
You: You did do pretty bad on me…I can only imagine what you two did.
Stranger: i didn’t want to hurt Dashie.
Stranger: She was that little bit of innocence i had in my life.
Stranger: It was wonderful.
Stranger: But, we woke up to the sound of guard ponies at our door.
Stranger: twilight convinced rarity to snitch on us. I don’t blame rarity, Twi could be convincing when she wanted to.
Stranger: *grins* me and dashie were prepared though.
Stranger: the sprinklers in that house didn’t pour out water
Stranger: it poured out gas
You: *grins wildly*I know that trick!
Stranger: *smiles* well, me and dashie had to get out of there. dashie said she had this abandoned rainbow factory we could live in.
Stranger: but, wherever we went, twilight made sure the guard were on our track.
Stranger: We had to get rid of her. Rarity was under witness protection, so we turned to the last of our friends.
Stranger: Can’t ruin the story for you. *smiles*
Stranger: Me and dashie went to go interrogate fluttershy
Stranger: she told us she knew where twilight was.
Stranger: *a look of anger appears on my face* she wouldn’t tell us.
Stranger: we beat her. we cut her. we broke both of her wings.
Stranger: we couldn’t let her get the last laugh, so i took a kitchen knife and cut her entire head off.
Stranger: *chuckles* dashie kicked it down the stairs.
Stranger: we went to twilight’s house, and interrogated her buddy spike.
Stranger: we gave him the same treatment.
Stranger: while we were hunting, we actually spotted her.
Stranger: we chased her into the woods.
Stranger: and we stopped at the front of a lake.
Stranger: we looked around for a little bit, but we heard a strange noise.
Stranger: before any of us realized it, we were in a net, and under water
Stranger: swim up, get some air, right?
Stranger: twilight was smarter then that. she covered the whole top of the lake with oil and threw a match on the top.
Stranger: but she forgot about one thing
Stranger: wanna know why i have this long hair?
Stranger: *moves hair back, exposing a kitchen knife being held between my head and my right ear*
Stranger: i found that balancing a knife in this positon and covering it with long hair like mine gives you an instant weapon you can use without anyone knowing.
You: But how did that help?
Stranger: cutting through the net twilight caught us in
Stranger: that was the thing.
Stranger: dashe picked me up, and flew out, with both of us on fire, until she could find water that wasn’t touched by the oil.
Stranger: it was the greatest 10 second accomplishment of her life.
Stranger: we both survived
Stranger: we swam out to the shore, and..
Stranger: you see kid, what i just did to you, was normal me.
Stranger: You shouldn’t see me when i’m angry.
You: What happened to Dashie?
Stranger: me and dashie found twilight, of course.
Stranger: and we were gonna kill her.
Stranger: but, they found us. not just the guards, but princess celestia.
You: That bitch found you!?
Stranger: me and dashie got arrested.
Stranger: here’s the kicker.
Stranger: She was sentenced to life in South Hunsington’s prison.
Stranger: I was given the same sentence, but, instead of south hunsington’s, i was sent to her special moon base prison
Stranger: for now, i need to tell you that the first 6 months i was in that prison were the worst months of my life
Stranger: normally, i would be happy.
Stranger: *laughing* i would finally be alone!
Stranger: but.. i didn’t want to be alone. i wanted to be with dashie
Stranger: *whispering* 6 months..
Stranger: and then, guess who came to visit?
Stranger: she was apparently helping the guard and some detective trace down One-Eye, and she wanted my help.
You: So you help and she lets you go?
Stranger: if i wasn’t wearing a face mask, i would’ve spat on her face.
Stranger: *chuckles* i did a lot of shit, you know that. she wouldn’t just let me go.
Stranger: No, she gave me something even better.
Stranger: A transfer, to South Hunsington’s
Stranger: So, i got sent there.
Stranger: The first thing i was told by an inmate was simple. “this isn’t a prison”
Stranger: it wasn’t. it was a jungle.
Stranger: if you killed someone, you were considered an asshole if you didn’t throw their body down The Pit
Stranger: The Pit was this narrow hole that stretched for miles into the earth. they threw all the dead bodies down there.
You: So it was just a big fighting ring?
Stranger: it was run by guards, but what really controlled the inmates was this group called The Taurs
Stranger: the leader was the big green minotaur.
Stranger: he liked my criminal record, so he said he would “leave me alone”
You: Did somepony kill Dashie and them you killed them all!?
Stranger: i searched the prison, and, eventually, i found dashie in her cell.
Stranger: she had not been touched for the past month.
Stranger: she had made friends with a colt who was the resources colt. he gave the taurs a suitcase of cigarettes a month so they would leave him alone. he gave them an extra to leave dashie alone.
Stranger: but, that was only for a month.
Stranger: for the other 5, they raped her every other day.
You: Oh my…what did you do! Did you fuck them up!
Stranger: i did, eventually
Stranger: but, the biggest thing that happened, was the storm that came along.
Stranger: south hunsington is covered by a forcefield, making it impossible for us to get out
Stranger: but, in this storm, they assumed no one could get through it, let alone carrying someone else, so they turned off the force field
Stranger: obviously, they never knew of dashie
Stranger: *smiles* we got out, we went to the abandoned rainbow factor, and, what do you know, it had a secret staircase that lead to a mansion that was underneath it
Stranger: you couldn’t see the house because of the clouds
Stranger: for the next year, me and dashie lived happily
Stranger: we never argued, we never were upset
Stranger: my life was… good
Stranger: i can’t have that.. Twilight wouldn’t let us.
Stranger: apparently, she had become friends with this detective. they were thinking of leads, and they though about the abandoned factory.
Stranger: the guards raided the house.
Stranger: we couldn’t leave anything, so we torched the place.
Stranger: before we could get out, a lot of arrows from crossbows was being fired.
Stranger: we dove behind tilted tables for cover, and, i looked up, to see the detective, about 50 feet away from me, firing her harpoon gun at me.
Stranger: before she pulled the trigger, i see twilight…
Stranger: *tearing up* and twilight, for some fucking reason, knocked the detective over
Stranger: a-a-and the harpoon’s aim was changed, and instead of going through my head it went through Dash-s-*bursts out crying over you*
You: *holds you close*It’s okay…it’s okay…let it all out…
Stranger: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE!
Stranger: not dashie.. *sobs*
Stranger: *sniffles* and that’s why
Stranger: that’s why i killed those 20 ponies in that one alleyway with the whole “Pinkamena massacre”
Stranger: that’s why i used that as a diversion to sneak into their homes and try and fail to kill them
Stranger: that’s why i held a whole fucking parade captive
Stranger: that’s why i lit a school on fire, held a celebrity’s sister captive, and bombed a bank without taking a single dollar
Stranger: i blame them all
Stranger: i blame everypony for taking away my happiness
You: There is only one to blame.
Stranger: that’s the problem…
Stranger: I….. i can’t find her.
Stranger: i tried tracking her. i tried hacking into every database i know. i tried threatning her friends and family.
Stranger: I can’t. fucking. find her.
Stranger: that’s why i do all this. she won’t be able to see more ponies die, and she will realize how to end it all.
You: I know where she is..
Stranger: don’t bullshit me kid. i’m not in the mood.
You: My daddy….he works-worked with her.
Stranger: ….. was your father’s first name Lance?
Stranger: Is your last name Redd with two d’s?
Stranger: his skin was black as the night and he had red hair?
Stranger: i fucked your dad.
Stranger: i always liked your dad. he was smart, and he actually wanted me behind bars.
Stranger: *laughs*, actually, saying i fucked him is wrong
You: He looked alover for you.
Stranger: he put an arrow in my leg, and while i was down on the ground, he could’ve arrested me
Stranger: but he had other ideas.
You: Only if you were my mommy….
Stranger: how about this..
Stranger: once i get twilight and the detective, i could adopt you.
You: But….what will I do right now?
Stranger: *smiling* you can live with me, for the time being.
You: *hugs you*Why did you kill daddy,if he didn’t arrest you?
Stranger: i didn’t realize your dad and the lance that fucked me was the same person
Stranger: i just thought it was a coincidence they had the same last names.
You: I want to help you with Twilight.
You: But I know where she is!
Stranger: spit it out, then.
You: She lives on the grounds of my daddys work place.
Stranger: Sorry kid. i think you’re mistaken.
You: No really! 2 moths ago he quit his job and moved into his new one!
Stranger: i checked there 2 weeks ago. i caught them transfering her somewhere else.
You: But…how did you get to the center of the moon?
Stranger: cameras, little one
Stranger: i don’t know if you know this about me, but i can work my way around technology when i want to.
You: Well…there si another place….she could be at the Laboratories.
Stranger: Look, there are only 2 ponies on the planet that know exactly where twilight is.
Stranger: one of them is twilight, which doesn’t help.
Stranger: the other is princess celestia.
Stranger: she doesn’t kn-
Stranger: *eyes grow wide*
Stranger: *smile grows on my face*
Stranger: Luna. Luna is gonna help us.
Stranger: *stands up, stretches* i know what to do.
You: Can I come to!Or or I know her! I can lead her here!
Stranger: no. we don’t want her here.
Stranger: we want her in the castle.
Stranger: and of course you can come
Stranger: I’ll explain on the way.
Stranger: *2-3 hours later, outside the castle walls*
Stranger: and that, kid, is how i get around without being detected. *places sewer lid back in place* thank god for the walkways on the sides.
You: *grins*You smell good.
Stranger: ha-ha. help me with this rope.
You: Okay!*grabs hold of the rope*
Stranger: *lassos the rope around a brick sticking out of the wall*
Stranger: i’ll climb up first and i’ll pull you up.
Stranger: *starts climbing* positive
Stranger: can you use them?
Stranger: can you use them well?
You: I guess…hunted down about 15 ponies once.
Stranger: great. then fly up here.
You: *easily flies up with you*
Stranger: *sneaks through window*
Stranger: now.. *gives you a strange piece of metal* put this at the end of this pole and start heating it with the oven across the room
You: Okay!*runs over and does as told*
Stranger: *places bags over the doorway leading into the room*
You: Miss Pinkamena…is this a brand?
Stranger: yes, it is *cuts slits in bags*
Stranger: now, wait here, keep branding.
Stranger: nopony will come in, celestia’s hosting a dinner party.
Stranger: i’ll be back in 5 minutes
You: *keeps heating it up,grinning in pleasure*I can’t believe i’m helping my hero…
Stranger: *minutes later, i come into the room, dragging a tied up and gagged princess luna*
You: *looks over and almost faints*
Stranger: you see the green powder over her horn?
Stranger: that restricts her magic. One-eye made it for some victims. it’s a life saver.
Stranger: Tie her up to this chair.
You: *puts the brand down on the stove and quickly does as told*
Stranger: *looking through bag we brought with us*
Stranger: *tosses a gas mask at you* put it on.
Stranger: *straps on own gas mask*
You: *puts it on*What are we doing?
Stranger: *pulls out a head out of the bag, that looks just like princess luna’s*
Stranger: go up to the bags i placed above the doorway. when i tell you, you push the bags over. got it?
You: Got it.*walks over to them*
Stranger: i’ll be back in about 30 seconds.
You: *looks at Luna*Luna…
Stranger: *luna stares back, with a look of fear on her face*
You: *grins*I hope we can eat you…*licks her lips as she get wet*
Stranger: *an ear piercing scream is heard throughout the castle, a scream only an enraged princess could make*
Stranger: *i run in, and slam the doors* GET READY
Stranger: *stands 20 feet away from the doors, facing them*….wait…
Stranger: *princess celestia crashes through the doors*
You: *drops them as quickly as posible*
Stranger: *the bags release large amounts of white powder*
Stranger: *after everything settles, princess celestia lays there*
Stranger: *i close the doors*
Stranger: get some of the green powder out of the bag
You: *does so and hands it to you*
Stranger: *dumps over half of it on her horn*
Stranger: bigger horn more powder.. *drages celestia to the nearby wall* get the chains.
You: *gets them and hands them to you*How are we going to carrie both of them back?
Stranger: we’re not *puts chains around celestia’s hooves and wings*
You: We’er going to kill them here?
Stranger: we’re not going to kill them
Stranger: we kill them, every guard from every country on the planet will be sent to equestria to find us.
Stranger: with this we only get…. every guard in equestria
You: We can still have a nibble…right?
Stranger: you can have a bite if she needs convincing.
Stranger: i think we shouldn’t touch luna.
Stranger: *takes small blue bottle from the bag*
Stranger: *forces the liquid into celestia’s mouth*
Stranger: Water of Truth. you can guess.
Stranger: *celestia starts waking up*
Stranger: let the games begin…
Stranger: *celestia seeing her sister tied up* LUNA!
Stranger: Hi princess. How are you today?
Stranger: *celestia attempts to use magic, only to fail*
Stranger: Listen, me and my friend are short on time, so i’m only going to ask you one question.
Stranger: *celestia shaking in the chains* YOU EVIL BITCH, LET ME GO!
You: Don’t call her a bitch!
Stranger: *picks up the brand, walks over to luna* celestia, why don’t you tell us where twilight sparkle is?
Stranger: *celestia, staring into luna’s hurt eyes* she’s being held in a secret area in Canterlo- *celestia’s body blinks blue*
Stranger: *my smile instantly disappears* i don’t like liars, princess. you need a punishment. *rams the brand into Luna’s chest*
You: *giggles and grins as Luna screams in pain*
Stranger: STOP IT! YOUR HURTING HER! PLEASE, STOP, I WON’T LIE, PLEASE!!
Stranger: *takes brand off* now, what is it you would like to say?
Stranger: *tears rolling down her face* she’s in the apple farm barn in ponyville…
Stranger: *no blue flash*
Stranger: well, thank you princess.
You: Of corse…a stupid place nopony would think to look.
Stranger: how much can you carry in-flight, kid?
You: *shrugs*How much am i carrying?
Stranger: me, plus the last couple things in the bag
Stranger: *pulls out fireworks from the bag*
Stranger: *aims them at the night sky and lights them* you’ll like this, princess.
Stranger: c’mon kid. let’s go.
You: *takes off out the window*
Stranger: *fireworks explode in the sky, showing the same mark that was branded onto Luna’s chest*
Stranger: off to Sweet Apple Acres.
You: Okay!*flies that way*i’m still disappointed.
Stranger: disappointed? why?
You: Well about a lot of things really.
You: Celestia barely even tried to hold back,and we didn’t eat Luna,and that you haven’t looked in the barn.
Stranger: celestia cared about the safety of her sister
Stranger: we ate luna, that might’ve pushed celestia over the limit. ponies are pretty powerful when they’re angry.
Stranger: i never want back to that barn because of what i did to applejack.
You: I understand…but…have you ever tasted Luna?
You: She is really juicy.
Stranger: ah what the fuck… *5 carriages in a row driving away from sweet apple acres, all being pulled by guards*
Stranger: *sees them driving away…*
You: fuck in hell!Lets go get them!
Stranger: we can’t. there’s to many of them.
You: What if there all fakes…and she’s still in the barn?
Stranger: *points at the barn from afar* because the barn is on fire as we speak.
Stranger: it’s so dark, we couldn’t see the smoke.
You: *walks around kicking dirt*
Stranger: *runs onto road*
Stranger: *picks up a crumpled piece of paper* ……..
You: *walks over*What is it?
Stranger: *smiling* we got her. but we aren’t going to do anything.
Stranger: did you watch the equestrian music awards i hacked into?
Stranger: when i held Vinyl Scratch’s sister captive?
You: *giggles*Yeah,the best in years.
Stranger: they listened to me because they heard my demands crystal clear
Stranger: fly us back home. i got some work cut out for me.
You: *flies in that way*what did it say?
Stranger: it said the next location she was being moved to.
Stranger: and 3 back up safe houses.
You: OH! And…what did the music have to do with that?
Stranger: land on the roof
Stranger: *goes inside and starts working on my computer*
You: *follows and watches*
Stranger: you know, equestria doesn’t know how to protect certain things from hackers
Stranger: say, a radio station
Stranger: or all of them, maybe
Stranger: you’ll see *smiling*
You: *raps arms around your neck and kisses your cheek*
You: Anything for you…mommy…
Stranger: *tear rolls down my cheek*
Stranger: nothing.. i just…
Stranger: *smiling* i love you too.
You: *grins*I love you more.
Stranger: *smiling* we’re not playing this game.
You: *giggles and nibbles on one of your ears*
Stranger: ha.. I’m in *picks up microphone*
Stranger: *hands you handheld radio* listen from there.
Stranger: *clicks button, static is heard over the radio*
Stranger: okay, now i have to improve the quality…
Stranger: *to microphone* ponies and gentlecolts, this is a miss pinkamena diane pie speaking
Stranger: i have been chasing a certain pony for a while now. a miss twilight sparkle.
Stranger: and, honestly, i’m exhausted.
Stranger: this is where you come in Equestria
Stranger: go out to the cabin on the outskirts of ponyville
Stranger: if she isn’t there, go to one of these areas: ponyville prison, ponyville city hall, or anywhere in the ponyville sewers
Stranger: here’s the deal i’ll make with you, equestria
Stranger: you kill twilight
Stranger: and i’ll kill myself.
Stranger: thank you for your time. *goes off air*
You: Miss Pinkamena! You can’t be telling the truth!
Stranger: they won’t kill her for anything else. why would they?
Stranger: if getting rid of me is the benefit, they will do anything
Stranger: i want to be sure Dashie is avenged.
You: So your not going to kill yourself?
Stranger: that’s the thing. i was thinking maybe you could join me.
You: But if your dead…how could I?
Stranger: you could join me and dashie
You: *tears roll down my face*but…we’ll be dead…
Stranger: *looks you in the eye* life is supposed to be suffering. it is supposed to be torturing. Death is the reward.
You: *stops crying and hugs you*Yes…
Stranger: that’s implying those dipshits do kill her
You: *hugs you tighter*This world..will be a shell of it’s self without you.
Stranger: the world will be a better place once I’m gone. they will have experienced the pain i have.
You: Killing one will not change all…you have to stay.
Stranger: let’s go to sleep. you can come with me in my bed.
You: *grins*Lead the way!
Stranger: *goes to the top floor, let’s you in*
You: *walks in and looks around(
Stranger: *collapses onto bed*
Stranger: oh god… i’m to young to be feeling this sore…
Stranger: *smiles* good night.
You: 8licks your face*Night.
Stranger: *drifts off to sleep*
Stranger: *in the morning, you wake up without me in bed*
You: *looks around*Pinkamena?
You: *gets up and walks around*Pinkamena?
Stranger: *you hear a crash from downstairs* MOTHERFUCK
You: *rushes down*Pinkamena?
Stranger: *you enter the now trashed family room*
Stranger: fucking great…. this is all fucking great….
Stranger: *points at TV screen*
Stranger: TV: -and everyone decided it was for the best if Twilight was spared, and to let the government handle the situation.
Stranger: TV:in other new-
Stranger: *i punch the TV screen, breaking it*
Stranger: *storms into other room*
Stranger: *frantically working on the computer*
You: *rubs your shoulders*Calm down…we’ll get her.
Stranger: *gains access to the radio stations*
Stranger: *into microphone* I’M DONE! ALRIGHT! I’M NOT PUTTING THIS ASIDE ANY LONGER!
Stranger: TWILIGHT, YOU AREN’T GOING TO RUN AND HIDE FOREVER. YOU WILL MEET ME TODAY, 5:30 PM AT THE OLD PARK WE USED TO GO TO, ON THE FIELD WHERE THE GRASS NEVER GROWS! IF YOU DON’T GO, OR SOMEPONY ELSE DOES, I WILL GO DOOR TO DOOR AND SLIT THE THROATS OF EVERY PONY I SEE!
Stranger: TODAY, 5: FUCKING 30! *slams microphone on desk, shattering it*
Stranger: *storms upstairs*
Stranger: *pulls out a strange device* go to the park near city hall. find the field i was talking about. bury that there. they won’t care about some filly like you.
Stranger: creates a force field, like the one at south hunsington’s.
You: Oooooo…*takes it and rushes off*
Stranger: *in room by myself*
Stranger: *takes out knife and squeezes on the blade*
Stranger: *whispering to myself* don’t worry dashie… i’ll get her…
You: *comes back half an hour later*
Stranger: *twirling the remote detonator for the force field in my blood covered hooves*
Stranger: *shows you a container with purple powder, almost empty*
Stranger: it teleports you. i try not to use it, because you can trace where the pony teleports to
You: Your going to trap her and then teleport her?
Stranger: i’ll set the trap right before i teleport
Stranger: i’ll end up in there right as it sets….
You: So you and her will be trapped?
Stranger: so i can end this
You: And if shes not there when you teleport there?
Stranger: i’ll know. i got the news, don’t i?
Stranger: *turns on the TV in my room, news is covering the story, with short clips of the field*
You: How long will the shield stay up?
Stranger: more then enough time
Stranger: you can watch in the background, if there’s a crowd
Stranger: but you can’t go in there with me.
Stranger: this is between me and her
You: But..what about adopting me and all that other stuff!
Stranger: why do you think i’ve been cutting myself all day.
Stranger: *tilts head back and sighs* it’s gonna be ok….
You: *holds you close*so…I’ll wait until you kill her and then?
Stranger: I’ll probably have to kill myself.
You: And what will I do with out you?
You: *holds you and cries*Mommy…
Stranger: *hugs you back, tears falling* I’m so sorry….
You: Can*panting*can i go in to,just to watch! I won’t do anything! I promice!
Stranger: you can watch with the crowd
Stranger: DON’T CALL ME THAT!
Stranger: please… just… leave me alone..
You: Okay mommy…*walks out of your room crying*
Stranger: …….What the fuck did i just do….
Stranger: TV: And, things have just gotten interesting. Twilight Sparkle, not only has arrived to this park, but has stepped onto the field!
Stranger: TV: i don’t know how this is going to go down, seeing how the whole field is surronded by celestia and her guards…
You: *slowly walks in*Yes mommy?
Stranger: head on out to the park
You: okay mommy…*flies to the park*
Stranger: *twilight in the middle of the field, shaking in nervousness*
You: *is flying above some guards on the side*
Stranger: *a force field starts to flicker around the field*
Stranger: *a puff of purple powder, and I am there*
Stranger: *celestia shouting to me* FREEZE!
Stranger: *forcefield comes up*
Stranger: *guards try to get through field, failing*
You: *flies around watching closly*
Stranger: * i slowly walk torwards twilight, my hoof pushing my hair back*
Stranger: look, pinkie, listen, i know you’re mad, and you have ever-
Stranger: DON’T CALL ME PINKIE! *takes knife from out of hair and stabs twilight in the shoulder*
Stranger: *the crowd groans in horror*
Stranger: *random colt in the crowd notices you* what the fuck is wrong with you?
You: *looks down*Mind your own fucking business asshole.
Stranger: *colt takes offense, but leaves you alone*
Stranger: *inside the field* so, twi. does that hurt?
Stranger: pinkie… please… can’t we-
Stranger: *kicks twilight in the sides* i asked you a question. DOES. *kick* THIS. *kick* HURT!?
Stranger: *twilight crying* yes it hurts….
Stranger: WRONG *stabs twilight in the leg, she lets out a scream*
You: *bursts out laughing and almost falls*
Stranger: what i’m doing to you now, this is nothing. NOTHING.
Stranger: *turns to crowd* what she is feeling isn’t shit!
Stranger: *bends knees to stoop down to twilight’s level* nothing compared to what you did to me.
Stranger: pinkie…. please.. i’m sorry
Stranger: OH YOU’RE SORRY!
Stranger: *stabs her in the back, more screams* YOU’RE SORRY YOU TRIED TO TURN ME AND DASHIE IN. YOU’RE SORRY YOU TOOK AWAY ALL OF MY HAPPINESS. AND YOU’RE SORRY YOU PLAYED THIS SILLY HIDDING GAME FOR MONTHS!!!
Stranger: you know… when i stab a pony, and there’s this much blood on the knife, i usually like drinking it.
Stranger: but, you are such a piece of shit, even your blood isn’t worth anything
Stranger: *licks blood off of knife only to spit in twilight’s face*
You: *by this point I’m rolling on the ground in laughter*
Stranger: *colt in the crowd* stop that. how would you feel if that pony came and killed your parents
You: *gets up and looks him dead in the eyes*She did.
Stranger: *awkward silence*
You: *turns back to the fight*
Stranger: *inside the field* pinkie…. please… i don’t want to see you like this…
Stranger: oh, really? well, twi, what do you want to see me as?
Stranger: *weeping in between words* i want to see the old pinkie pie.. the pinkie that threw parties and loved everyone and always tried to be nice and kind.
Stranger: why?so you can save your own flank?
Stranger: *fighting through tears* no… because.. i care about who you are, and i care about you being a good pony-
Stranger: oh, that’s good twilight.
Stranger: *looks out into crowd*
Stranger: now, is there any pony in this crowd that really, truly cares about me?
Stranger: they care about me so much that they want me to stop killing so i can save myself?
You: *I fly up as soon as you say that*ME ME ME ME!
Stranger: *twilight gives me a look* she’s different.
Stranger: i mean a pony, who hates what i do, and wants me to stop not because of their safety but because of mine.
Stranger: * a noise comes from the other side of the crowd*
Stranger: *Rarity touching the force field*
Stranger: *somepony else touches the field*
Stranger: ….Princess Luna!?
Stranger: *the crowd is shocked*
You: Miss Pinkamena…what’s going on?
Stranger: but.. i i . I TORTURED YOU. I FUC-
Stranger: *another pony touches the field*
Stranger: you… you were that pony tha-
Stranger: *several other ponies touching the field*
Stranger: *me, just watching in shocked silence*
You: *flies around and looks at them all in total confusion*
Stranger: *i look at you*
Stranger: *i glare at twilight*
Stranger: Rainbow Dash… wouldn’t have wanted you to be doing what you have done..
Stranger: *crushed look on my face* you-… you how.. how can..
Stranger: *falls to my knees, dropping the knife, bawling*
You: *bangs against the shield*MOM!
Stranger: *Twilight musters up the strength to get up and hug me*
Stranger: GET THE FUCK OFF ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU.. *cries onto Twilight’s shoulder*
You: *bangs on it non-stop wanting in*MOMMY!
Stranger: *twilight whispering something to me*
Stranger: *i look at her with hopeful eyes, and then wrap my hooves around her*
Stranger: *the force field flickers, and then shuts off.
You: *flies down and hugs you8
Stranger: *guards knock both you and twilight off of pinkamena*
Stranger: *celestia chaining pinkamena up* Pinkamena Diane Pie, you are under arrest!
Stranger: *the crowd cheers*
You: *cries and tries to get to you*MOM!
Stranger: *rarity grabs your shoulder* don’t worry. she’s going to be ok.
You: Let go of me! I want my mom!
Stranger: *celestia grabs me and teleports me away from the field*
You: *falls to the ground and cries*
Stranger: *twilight crawls in front of you*
Stranger: *panting* the princess passed a new law 5 months ago stating a felon can be released as long as the jury deems he or she truly regretful of the crimes she is found guilty of…
Stranger: she still has a chance
You: *looks up*I still hate you…
Stranger: *twilght still panting* i don’t blame you
Stranger: i… i deserved that…
Stranger: *ambulance ponies help her onto an ambulance carriage and drive her away*
You: *looks at Rarity*Where are they holding her?
Stranger: *rarity looks at you* me and twilight talked before this incident. we are going to help pinkie out as much as possible.
You: I want to see her! I WANT TO BE WITH HER!
Stranger: i don’t know where she is being held.
You: *sniffles*Is Luna still here?
Stranger: yes, she’s over there
Stranger: *luna, by herself, under a tree*
You: *runs over to her and looks at her*
Stranger: *luna looks back at you*
You: I want to see my mommy…
Stranger: ……i will ask my sister to let you in
Stranger: *luna hugs you back*
You: *has an idea and rushes to Rarity*I’m proof she cares for ponies! I’m alive and healthy!
Stranger: Well, that’s good, but there is a lot of evidence against her.
Stranger: We need one hell of a lawyer…
Stranger: don’t worry, i know the best of the best.
Stranger: *smiles* that’s part of his name
Stranger: *800 miles away*
Stranger: *the phone rings*
Stranger: This is The Doctor, how may i help you?
Stranger: ….. Rarity! hi, how are you? how’s it been?
Stranger: …… you need the biggest favor on the face of the planet? what’s the favor?
Stranger: ………………..if you weren’t a good friend i would hang up right now….
Stranger: *meanwhile, at celestia’s castle*
Stranger: listen, child. you may see her for 5 minutes, and 5 minutes only. understood? no discussing the case.
Stranger: *celestia lets you in the room, I’m behind bars and with a mouth mask on*
You: *rushes over and tries to hug you through the bars*
Stranger: hey kid. how are you doing?
You: I’m okay.Miss Rarity said she’d get you the best lawyer,I can’t say Who because of the dickhead out side.
Stranger: ….you can’t see Who? with a capital W?
You: *beady eyes*Shhhhhh…
Stranger: I didn’t think you would visit me.
You: Of course! Your my mom!
Stranger: I didn’t fufill my promise though
You: But she didn’t die ether.
Stranger: *celestia walks in* time’s up.
You: But I just got here!*holds you*
Stranger: go. you can’t stay here. you need to meet that whooves guy.
You: *giggles*whispers to you*She really is a dumb fuck,isn’t she?
Stranger: You have no idea….
You: *kisses you*See you later mommy!*walks out*
Stranger: *Rarity and you are waiting at the airport*
Stranger: remember, be respectful to him. he already is doing us too big of a favor defending pinkie.
You: As long as he doesn’t do anything she wouldn’t like.
Stranger: you do realize he is risking his whole career just for pinkie?
Stranger: ok. just checking.
Stranger: *the doctor comes in from the terminal* Rarity!
Stranger: Doctor! How are you?
Stranger: I just had a shit plane ride and i’m about to defend the most notorious serial killer in equestria. other then that, i’m good. *looks at you* who’s this?
You: Call her by her name…not “killer”…
Stranger: You must be Pinkamena’s kid, right? news companies are going nuts over you.
Stranger: You are the daughter of Pinkamena Diane Pie. What more do you need?
You: I’m not her daughter! she adopted me!
Stranger: You sure act like her daughter.
You: I love her! I want to BE her!
You: Well…I might as well as be her daughter…never really got to know my parenst.
Stranger: Okay, that’s great. But. That won’t work as a defense in a trial.
Stranger: you have to talk about how much she cares about you, how comfortable you feel around her, all the nice things she does for you, blah blah blah.
Stranger: and you have to convince people that you can’t see anything wrong in what she does.
Stranger: oh. that’s perfect then.
You: I don’t like you already…
Stranger: I’m a lawyer. I’m not supposed to be liked. *grins*
You: Hey I can call you an ASSHOLE! Because of my rights.But I’m not going to! i’m going to be nice.
Stranger: I like you already… *picks up suitcase* Rarity, you have the nicest place, so that’s where I’m sleeping today. *heads off*
Stranger: *rarity looking at you* uh… he’s someone you have to get used to..
Stranger: Once you see him work his magic in court, you’ll forget all about it.
You: *looks at you sternly*
Stranger: trust me. he just asks for a lot..
You: He better not cost much…don’t want to spend all of my money.
Stranger: I’m not talking about money..
Stranger: I’m the one who has the wake up sore in the morning. You are the one that’s is going to visit pinkie as much as possible before the trial, right?
You: I thought I couldn’t see her!
Stranger: you get 5 minute periods everyday. you didn’t know?
Stranger: I’ll take you to her tommorow, ok?
Stranger: you get 5 minutes one pony at a time.
Stranger: Go ahead, i’ll just wait here… *rarity sits, and grunts in pain*
You: Hold on!Before I go in….do you always say “one pony at a time”?
Stranger: *rarity getting too much pain from sitting* JUST GO IN!
You: all right! all right…*goes in**runs over and hugs her*
Stranger: hey kid. how’s my lawyer?
You: He said that he will try his best…but he’s being a real asshole.
Stranger: he has to be an asshole. he’s a lawyer.
You: *giggles*How are you?
Stranger: I’m fine. this place’s food isn’t complete shit.
You: I’m a little worried.
Stranger: don’t worry. everything’s gonna be fine
You: Everypony with a camera wants to see the daughter of Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Stranger: You’re not legally my daughter.
You: They don’t know that.
Stranger: well, that’s just something you have to go through. you’re tough enough to walk by a few flashing cameras, right?
You: Yeah…if I bring the papers tomorrow…will you sign!?
Stranger: *laughs* if they let me use a pen
Stranger: *celestia walks in* times up
You: *licks your face mask*See you tomorrow…
Stranger: *the next day, at the courthouse*
Stranger: *the Doctor finds you in the crowd*
Stranger: hey, kid. i need to talk with you.
Stranger: look, we have 2 problems here.
Stranger: well, one is more of a- never mind
Stranger: We’re picking out the jury today, which means we have to pick out which one of many ponies hate Pinkamena the least
Stranger: I’m thinking some fathers with kids, so they can relate to you.
You: Well…Twilight,Rarity,Luna…they all wanted her back…
Stranger: those are witnesses. we need to pick out the jury, the ponies all deciding if pinkamena walks out of here.
Stranger: And, worse news..
Stranger: Princess Celestia can’t be a judge, for she is a witness
Stranger: So princess Cadence will be taking her place.
Stranger: Yeah, the bitch who started a charity to find your mom is the judge.
Stranger: So, there is gonna be some bias.
Stranger: Don’t worry, the other lawyer is a piece of cake. I know him like the back of my hoof.
Stranger: Melvin Cherry. He’s obviously from the cherry family.
Stranger: But, a colt named melvin isn’t something to worry about it.
You: *looks at you in fear*Will mommy be all right?
Stranger: ….I am going to try my hardest to get your mom back on the streets. Okay?
You: I was trained by my mom and dad…on the once a year times I did see them to kill her when I had the chance…but…if you get to know her…you just fall in love with her…
Stranger: … i know that feeling. *goes off to the stand*
Stranger: *cadence rises* this court is now in session. Today’s order of duty is to pick out a jury for The State V. Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Stranger: Anything to say before we begin?
Stranger: *the doctor leaps up* one second!
Stranger: *he runs to you* don’t resist *he picks you up, and places you in a seat in the front row*
Stranger: *the court bursts out in laughter*
Stranger: I just want to make sure i can get your opinon on the jury easily….
Stranger: but, if anyone asks, i really care about my witnesses.
Stranger: *cadence clearly not amused*
Stranger: No further actions, your Honor. *grins*
You: *whispers to you*Isn’t it eleagal to hold a bias trial,seeing as how she hates her,shouldn’t that be bad?
Stranger: *whispering back* It would be illegal, but she’s royalty, so she could throw piles of shit at us and get away with it
You: *whispers back*but stil..this is bullshit.
Stranger: *cadence glares at the doctor, then starts the list* our first choice is.. a Miss Lyra Heartstrings.
Stranger: *the green unicorn makes her way up to the stand*
Stranger: *Mr. Cherry begins* Miss Heartstrings, do you have friends?
Stranger: *lyra gives cherry an offended look* yes….
Stranger: Has any of these friends ever lose someone close to them.
Stranger: What would you do to comfort them?
Stranger: I would tell them everything is gonna be ok…
Stranger: No further questions. *mr cherry gives the doctor a look on the way back to his seat*
Stranger: *the doctor goes up to lyra* miss heartstings, do you have someone you love dearly?
Stranger: *lyra blushes* yes…..
Stranger: *the doctor gives her a charming smile* you would do anything to make each other happy, wouldn’t you?
Stranger: No further questions your Honor! *falls back onto his chair*
Stranger: *cadence looks at both lawyers* very well then, Miss heartstrings, take a seat on the jury
Stranger: *the doctor whispers to you* she’s a lovey dovey type. She can easily be swayed our way.
You: *whispers back*Thats not right.
You: *whispers*Swaying,that’s not right! You can’t convince her,she has to do it on her own free will.
Stranger: *whispers* you say it like you don’t want your mom free.
You: *whispers*I say it like it’s the law.
Stranger: *4 hours later, the entire jury has been selected* *cadence dismisses the court*
Stranger: ok kid, *the doctor shows profiles of the jury* here’s the results.
You: *looks at them*….never seen them before today.
Stranger: doesn’t matter. we have to look at the small things that influence them.
Stranger: like this problem: 11 out of 21 of them are unicorns. 8 pegasi, only 2 normal ponies.
Stranger: 13 out of 21 are colts, and 10 of those 13 have kids
Stranger: it’s gonna be tough, but we’ll get it.
Stranger: You see, I’ll be studying this case at 2 AM one day and i’ll say “damnit, why did i promise”
Stranger: So your welcome. *grins*
Stranger: I have enough on my shoulders already. now i have something heavier then that all *picks up suitcase* a promise to an 8 year old. *walks to the judge*
Stranger: *celestia doesn’t give you glares anymore* 5 minutes….
You: *grins and rushes in and hugs her like always*
Stranger: hey, do you like your name?
You: What is it!*grinning*
Stranger: once i’m out, whatever you want
You: *grins**hands you the pappers*Brought them!Just like I promised!
Stranger: *signs the papers* here yah go.
You: *takes it and grins*Do I sign my name now?
You: *writes something down*
Stranger: hey, how’s my jury?
You: doctor say.*whispers*he thinks he can bribe them.
Stranger: I think you misheard him.
You: He said they should be easy to convice.
Stranger: Convince in court.
You: *tilts head*Anyway! how are you!?
Stranger: I’m good. I kind of wish i could meet other ponies besides you and rarity.
Stranger: Hey, do you have a seat near the lawyer’s table?
Stranger: good. I want you to be close when I’m in there tommorow.
You: Want to see my new name!
You: *holds up the paper and it reads* Cupcake Dashie Pie!
Stranger: …..*tearing up* i love you so much
You: *grins and tries to kiss you while crying*
Stranger: *celestia walks in* time’s up.
Stranger: *sigh* see you tommorow cupcake *smiles*
You: *grins and licks your face mask again*See you tomorrow mom.*turns and walks out with Celestia*
Stranger: *the next day, in the courtroom*
Stranger: *the doctor takes his seat* so, i heard you got a new name.
Stranger: Cupcake’s not bad. I wouldn’t have thought it.
You: Well you wouldn’t understand it ether.
Stranger: Oh well. But hey, i get to meet your mom today.
Stranger: I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be happy or frightened out of my mind.
Stranger: Whatever it is, it’ll leave me drinking at 1 Am tonight.
Stranger: *the doors open, the courtroom goes quiet*
Stranger: *pinkamena gets seated right next to the Doctor*
You: *I have at her*hi mom!
Stranger: *smiles at you* hey honey..
Stranger: *clears throat* Pleased to meet you, Miss Pie. I’m the Doctor.
Stranger: Are you the asshole lawyer Cupcake talked about?
Stranger: I wouldn’t say asshole. just unorthadox.
Stranger: *princess cadence comes out* good evening everypony. today, we will be examining witnesses in the-
Stranger: *whispering to you* she’s giving pinkamena evil eyes..
You: *whispers back*no shit.
Stranger: The defense, how many witnesses do you have?
Stranger: *mr cherry clears his throat confidenty* 78
Stranger: *the courtroom does a doubletake*
Stranger: *the doctor looks at pinkamena* 78 fucking witnesses?!
Stranger: that’s bullshit, no way that many ponies saw me….
Stranger: Mr. cherry, you must choose 5 witnesses
Stranger: *Mr cherry’s skin goes a little pale* oh.. um okay… *he rummages through papers*
Stranger: the first witness… is a miss jane scratch!
You: I think he’s pulling some shit.
Stranger: *jane walks to the stand*
Stranger: *whisper* isn’t that Vinyl’s sister?
Stranger: So, miss Scratch… what happened to you on the day of June 15th?
Stranger: Well… i was getting ready for the music awards that night, up until.. around 4 oclock
Stranger: *pause for dramatic effect* what happened then?
Stranger: I don’t know, it was just a blur…
Stranger: do you remember waking up?
Stranger: I remember waking up in a small cellar like room, with a bunch of computer screens and… her, inside
Stranger: What did she do to you then?
Stranger: she ignored me until she started recording…
Stranger: now, with the judges permission *cadence gives a nod to mr. cherry* i will play the tape of the events that happened that night..
Stranger: *whisper* i’ve never actually seen it. how bad is it?
Stranger: Pinkamena: Hello Equestria! Your normal programming will return to you shortly. for now, me and miss jane scratch here are going to play a game! Just have to…*dialing phone* call a friend..
Stranger: Vinyl Scratch (over phone): h-hello?
Stranger: Pinkamena: Hey, vinyl, how much do you love your sister?
Stranger: Vinyl: Look please, don’t hurt her, she’s myonly sister, please….
Stranger: Pinkamena: *hangs up* i ask her a question, and she ignores it… oh well… Jane, you can i are gonna have to play a game by ourselves! *takes out a coin* heads, i stab you in the head, tails, i cut off your tail. okay *flips coin*
Stranger: Pinkamena: *laughter*
Stranger: *whispers* wow….that could’ve been worse.
You: *looks at you with a very worried face*
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